The Most Hilarious Quotes from Historical Fiction

Here are a few hilarious quotes from historical fiction books that might make you laugh:

"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right and you're wrong and you're going to do what I want now, because I'm the protagonist and that's how it works." - Katniss Everdeen, "The Hunger Games" by Suzanne Collins
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right and you're wrong and you're going to do what I want now, because I have superpowers and that makes me better than you." - Daisy Fay, "The Great Gatsby" by F. Scott Fitzgerald
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right and you're wrong and you're going to do what I want now, because I have a gun and I'm not afraid to use it." - Atticus Finch, "To Kill a Mockingbird" by Harper Lee
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right and you're wrong and you're going to do what I want now, because I'm the hero and you're the villain and that's how it works." - Jo March, "Little Women" by Louisa May Alcott
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right and you're wrong and you're going to do what I want now, because I'm the queen and that means I'm always right." - Elizabeth I, "The Virgin's Lover" by Philippa Gregory

I hope these quotes brought a smile to your face! Do you have a favorite funny quote from a historical fiction book?

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